A TOOL TO DECEIVE AND SLAUGHTER (DoctorKitten)

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posted October 15, 2009 5:02 AM PDT

FUCK YEAH XMAS CARDS, MOTHERFUCKER

SIGN UP HERE FOR THE BEST FUCKING XMAS CARDS THIS SIDE OF THE BIRTH OF THAT CHRIST MOTHERFUCKER. THESE FUCKING CARDS SAY SHIT, SON. THEY WISH YOU SOME MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS ACTION, AND SOME HAPPY GODDAMN HOLIDAYS. THESE FUCKING CARDS EVEN HAVE FUCKING CHANUKAH GREETINGS ON THEM; CAN YOU FEEL THAT JIVE? YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT KIND OF TRIPPY ASS HOLIDAY SHIT YOU'RE GONNA GET FROM THESE FUCKING CARDS. SOME WILL FUCKING SPARKLE AND SHIT, YO. THERE WILL BE CUTE MOTHERFUCKING ANIMALS, SO GET YOUR HEAD RIGHT. HOLY FUCK. YOU WILL LOSE YOUR FUCKING SHIT WHEN YOU SEE THE MOTHERCOCKING KING OF ROCK N' FUCKING ROLL ON AN XMAS CARD. DON'T EVEN START ON THE STAMPS; YOUR ASS WILL NEVER BE THE FUCKING SAME AGAIN. THEY'RE FUCKING SELF-ADHESIVE--HOW FUCKED IS THAT? I AM NOT EVEN SHITTING YOU. FUCK. THERE WILL BE ONE CARD FOR EACH OF YOU FUCKERS. YOUR FUCKING NAMES WILL BE ON THEM, AND SHIT. SHIT YEAH, THEY WILL BE IN SOME FUCKING CO-ORDINATED ASS ENVELOPES. YOU BET YOUR ASS, THEY WILL. YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS SHIT.

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last updated October 15, 2009 6:34 AM PDT

posted October 15, 2009 6:18 AM PDT

SIGN ME UP, YO!
Sinister_Smile

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posted October 15, 2009 3:30 PM PDT

I'm already signed up! This is awesome, like windows automatic updates!

Crap. Are you just going to start interrupting everything I do now, to add me to mailing lists?
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posted October 17, 2009 1:50 AM PDT

what?
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