A TOOL TO DECEIVE AND SLAUGHTER (DoctorKitten)

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posted October 4, 2007 5:09 PM PDT

who sez romance is dead?

At trivia on Tuesday, Anneliesse was deciding whether she should have another drink, when her husband Jeremy said, "You can go ahead and get tanked, sweetheart."

Malia and I went, "Awwwwwwwww!" So cute!

 

Then I whined about how no one ever says that to me, and Malia pointed out, "Well, you go ahead and get tanked regardless."
It's true.

last updated October 4, 2007 9:39 PM PDT

posted October 4, 2007 5:13 PM PDT

Last night my friends live-in boyfriend texted her while we were having a girls night "I have no one to fart on, miss you, I love you"
...and then I felt sad....
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posted October 4, 2007 5:54 PM PDT

Moments like those are the best reason to be in a relationship.
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posted October 4, 2007 9:57 PM PDT

The best reason to have a girlfriend is so that you can buy her presents. It's related to the worst reason.
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posted October 4, 2007 11:47 PM PDT

Oh, I do love buying boys presents.
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