A TOOL TO DECEIVE AND SLAUGHTER (DoctorKitten)

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posted June 15, 2009 11:58 PM PDT

lies liars tell

Eli swore he was gonna fold 1001 cranes for our wedding. I checked in with him today, and he hasn't folded any yet.

I told him that our happiness depended upon it, and that we'd end up divorced and he'd have to watch me give HJs to other men if he didn't do it.
Am I a bad person?

last updated June 16, 2009 12:00 AM PDT

posted June 16, 2009 12:42 AM PDT

Yes, but 1001? He really got himself into this mess. I'd have only promised 101.
LivingDeadPunk

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posted June 16, 2009 9:53 AM PDT

he's probably planning on hiring some mexican women to do it for him. I'd bet that a dozen of 'em could get it done in 8 hours.

So let's see... that's 8 hours times 12 ladies: 96 hours. Multiply that by $6.50 and you get $624. Not bad.
slacker

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posted June 27, 2009 11:07 PM PDT

he's a fucking pussy. i could fold five times that amount by the wedding. it's in the late fall/winter, right?
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posted July 15, 2009 3:23 AM PDT

He's a total pussy! He finally started last night, and has done eight so far. Eight!
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