posted January 23, 2009 2:59 PM PST

Mob Wars

After deciding that this facebook game was pointless, I gave up months ago. About two months ago to be a little more specific. I gave up when I was earning about 100mil every hour. So I checked back a couple days ago and found that I was sitting on about 144 billion and decided to spend it. What did I spend it on?

Killing people.

At first I just picked random targets. But then I decided that was too chicken shit. So then I picked somebody from the leader board and hit list them. Then, when somebody collected that bounty, I would hit list that person. I kept this cycle going for a while. I'm down to about 60 billion now if that's any indication of how far I've taken it.

Then today I get the following message:

Tom G*
Today at 9:45am

thanks for adding me to the hitlist, what a waste of your money and points... have fun being dead for a long time.... bumpy955

To which I replied:

Scott J*
Today at 11:45am
hahahahahahaha wow... you take that shit personally huh? I've been a level 23 for months now, and am sitting on a lot of money. I don't care about advancing in the game at all, or how many times I've been killed. I hitlist for fun. If you want to be listed every day, I can arrange that.

Which then resulted in a shit storm of messages from other people in his little "crew" asking me to have mercy. I initially sent him that response just to teach him a lesson about contacting somebody outside of the game... but now I've realized that this is the only way to have fun in the game anymore.

last updated January 23, 2009 3:14 PM PST

posted January 24, 2009 1:12 AM PST

I was more than double your level with massive stores of cash when I deleted that app. If I still had it, I'd have put a hit out on everyone that contacted you just for the hell of it.
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posted January 25, 2009 10:07 PM PST

i think i played that for five minutes about three months ago, which reminds me i need to go delete it.
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