posted September 6, 2008 8:59 AM PDT

russian bachelor parties

My friend Bill had his bachelor party last night. holy shit.

First of all, I was the only american who was not only able to keep up with the russians' drinking, but I was also the only one who stuck around until 3am. I probably could have kept going too. Must be all that endurance training I do with Maker's Mark. Woke up at 8:30, no hangover at all, and all those bitches were still passed out. I fear there may be a rematch at his wedding.

And for the record, the strippers out by Round Lake are nasty. Not nasty good but nasty in a "Herpes? no thanks" kind of way. No hips, no ass, ugly fake boobs, and a face like a busted up Amanda Plummer.

I also learned that there's nothing gay about getting naked in a 160 degree sauna with four hairy russian men and letting them hit you with tree branches. Okay, maybe there is, but you have to give those russians credit for knowing how to stay warm in those harsh siberian winters.

last updated September 6, 2008 9:12 AM PDT

posted September 6, 2008 9:46 AM PDT

wow. that bitch looks like an angry chicken.
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