posted November 12, 2009 12:53 PM PST

Dear Customers

I love it when you order stuff from my site, because it keeps me fed. But here's the thing: UPS gets here between 4:00-4:15, and I leave about 15 minutes after that. So when like a dozen of you all decide to order stuff when there's barely enough time for me to get it ready to ship, that kinda sucks. And I can't sit on it until the next day, because I'd rather not have to deal with the "where's my tracking number?" emails.

So, thanks for the cardio workout, I guess.

last updated November 12, 2009 1:02 PM PST