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getting baked and eating grapefruit. First I cut it the wrong way. Then I flipped it about in a bowl over and over again, splashing juice all over me, trying to scrape the fruit with a non grapefruit spoon. Now I've reduced myself to picking it up with my hands and eating it like an orange, which is real sloppy to say the least.

This fruit is kicking my ass.

And I think that ranting paragraph should be transformed into a Mad Lib.

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That sounds hilarious to say the least. I'd imagine it would be funny to watch too.

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It happened so many times I got pissed off at it and squeezed the juice out, drank it, then attacked the pulp. Geesh!

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ha ha