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I was spacing out here and my roomy was playing some video game. He stands up, grabs a wad of cash and heads for the door. Thats when i noticed the bells. I said "you...gonna get me somethin?" he stops, "whut? oh, yeah...what you....you want something?"

"Uh, yeah, I dont care what."

I am pretty sure any court of law would have justified any violence against him if he went to the ice cream truck, in front of me, and didnt even ask if I wanted anything.

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Get your own ice cream! You just severely reduced his ice cream haul with your neediness!

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I would have if I noticed it. I was spaced out! I WAS IN SPACE!!

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Did you get a rocket pop?! DID YOU?!

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no, fucking big dipper, vanilla.

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He punished you for your insolence.

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he got himself the same thing.

He said, 'that was bullshit, look how small this is.'

I pointed out that the last time he got ice cream from the ice cream truck he was probably small too.

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Yesterday at the grocery I saw an entire Snickers ice cream cake...I was disgusted yet fascinated....

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Lately we have been doing snickers and reeces gelato. Its a purists nightmare but it tastes pretty good. We did an Arkansas peach the other day that was the best thing we have ever made, ever. we sold the gallon in 3 hours. which is 6 hours faster than any other flavor of the day.

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Fresh peach ice cream is amazing, we have a pretty eclectic ice cream shop in Denver now called Sweet Action, they have some pretty awesome flavors...white chocolate raspberry ale (great divide),honey almond, orange cardamom sorbet, almond butter chip,Salted Butterscotch...etc

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We look down on anyone that orders cookies&cream. Like, if a pretty girl comes up to the gelato case, we half fight over who gets to go help her. If she orders cookies&cream, her attractiveness is diminished by 40%. its like saying Coldplay is your FAVORITE band. Like, Coldplay has some ok moments, their first hit was alright, but FAVORITE? of all time? You know there are other bands.

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I'm drinking frozen strawberries right now. *sip* Ahhhhhh!

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I'm eating cookies n cream and listening the the most recent coldplay album right now.

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Originally posted by Swatrob on July 28, 2010 2:17 PM PDT I'm eating cookies n cream and listening the the most recent coldplay album right now.

That just makes me want to fuck you slightly less

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hahaha

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Originally posted by eric on July 28, 2010 11:45 AM PDT We look down on anyone that orders cookies&cream. Like, if a pretty girl comes up to the gelato case, we half fight over who gets to go help her. If she orders cookies&cream, her attractiveness is diminished by 40%. its like saying Coldplay is your FAVORITE band. Like, Coldplay has some ok moments, their first hit was alright, but FAVORITE? of all time? You know there are other bands.

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Originally posted by eric on July 28, 2010 11:45 AM PDT

We look down on anyone that orders cookies&cream. Like, if a pretty girl comes up to the gelato case, we half fight over who gets to go help her. If she orders cookies&cream, her attractiveness is diminished by 40%. its like saying Coldplay is your FAVORITE band. Like, Coldplay has some ok moments, their first hit was alright, but FAVORITE? of all time? You know there are other bands.

I'm keeping this blurb.

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Originally posted by eric on July 29, 2010 10:04 AM PDT

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Originally posted by Swatrob on July 28, 2010 2:17 PM PDT I'm eating cookies n cream and listening the the most recent coldplay album right now.

That just makes me want to fuck you slightly less

Win

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Peach is my favorite ice cream. I've never had peach gelato, but I bet it is fantastic.

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Originally posted by Mallory on July 29, 2010 12:12 PM PDT Peach is my favorite ice cream. I've never had peach gelato, but I bet it is fantastic.

its the best ice cream/ gelato I have ever had.

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Originally posted by Swatrob on July 28, 2010 2:17 PM PDT I'm eating cookies n cream and listening the the most recent coldplay album right now.

You know how I know you're gay?

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Originally posted by Mallory on July 29, 2010 12:12 PM PDT Peach is my favorite ice cream. I've never had peach gelato, but I bet it is fantastic.

one thing i miss in hawaii - peach ice cream is scarce. not like in Columbus, where I could get it at UDF for cheap.
but at least we got shave ice. low-cal cool treat for all the overweight chawaiians stuffed with malasadas in the morning. http://genevalunch.com/blog/2010/07...d-main-culprit/

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after this thread i searched everywhere before i had to go to work for b&j's Willie Nelson Peach Cobbler to no avail. i guess they don't make it anymore. :(

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