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If I tell you what happens in the future, it could rip the very fabric of time and destroy the universe as we know it!
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| Originally posted by EarfSeyenz on September 4, 2010 4:52 AM PDT If I tell you what happens in the future, it could rip the very fabric of time and destroy the universe as we know it! |
I had a "vision" once where I saw my mother slip on a grassy hill and hurt herself. Not long after it happened and she broke her leg. She now insists I am psychic and should tell her all of my dreams/random paranoid visions. I try to warn her about the implications of this, but she doesn't understand. I have decided to use this to my advantage. I think I'm going to tell her that the world will end if she doesn't buy me a unicorn.
I don't even need to click on that. I have three tins in my emergency shelter and like to eat some a few times a week just so I can look at my shit glittering in the toilet bowl.
MyMy saw that pic and asked "what's that". I informed her, "Unicorn meat, you want some," and she said, "oooh yeah!"
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| Originally posted by pibble on September 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT I don't even need to click on that. I have three tins in my emergency shelter and like to eat some a few times a week just so I can look at my shit glittering in the toilet bowl. |
on the other hand, I don't like to look at your glittery poo. I don't care how mesmerized you are, you shouldn't neglect to flush the toilet.
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| Originally posted by Ihatedaftpeople on September 4, 2010 9:29 PM PDT MyMy saw that pic and asked "what's that". I informed her, "Unicorn meat, you want some," and she said, "oooh yeah!" |
and she knows its for eating?
Unicorn is the best. That kid knows her stuff. It's like a cross between bison and venison, but with SPARKLES!
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