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let some snatchface cuntbag hair flipper ruin my night.

I just hate the anxiety that comes with knowing I might run into someone who makes things unpleasant at best. I barely know this chick but every time I see her she's rude. Maybe she's a bitchy drunk, maybe I look like someone who stole her my little pony in kindergarten, I don't know.

Maybe she just needs to be called on it the next time she acts up.

Sigh.

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I'm all for calling her on it.

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Thanks, you're probably right. I'm not usually confrontational, which may be why she chose to pick on me in the first place. Though I haven't been taking crap from anyone lately so I might just have to do that if she says something snatchy this time. It would probably stop things.

Sometimes typing things out/talking them out helps with the little annoyances immensely. Thanks for letting me vent :)

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I find one of the best responses to snide comments is laughter. Look her up and down as you do it, then saunter away....sexily.

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I say be a man and cold-cock her.

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True, but I couldn't do that without being snatchy myself. Some chicks can pull that off, but I'm better with the direct "Did I do something to you or are you just always like that" approach.

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Originally posted by sconsinite on September 4, 2010 3:45 PM PDT I say be a man and cold-cock her.

I'd better bring some hard liquor and my brass knuckles.

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Anyone can pull it off, you just have to believe! Trust me, it leaves them fuming and impotent.

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....spit on her if all else fails.

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I'll whip the contents of my diva cup at her before I waste my good saliva on her.

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Originally posted by Clemptor on September 4, 2010 3:50 PM PDT ....spit on her if all else fails.

I like this idea. It increases the possibility of a chick-fight which, as we all know, is youtube gold.

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Originally posted by pibble on September 4, 2010 3:51 PM PDT I'll whip the contents of my diva cup at her before I waste my good saliva on her.

Gone are the days of the glove-slap.

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I think maybe I saw "Carrie" a few too many times as a kid.

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They're all going to laugh at you!

Pull her weave out, then rip open her top, then hit her with a shoe.

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Ha!

Well, I kicked her ass, threw her in the kiddie pool (the one that had been pooped in) and stole her boyfriend. Then she cried and the cops came so we left.

True story!

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Why was there a kiddie pool?

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Originally posted by Clemptor on September 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT Why was there a kiddie pool?

it was a birthday party for a five year old. needless to say, the kids were traumatized.

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That's crazy!

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I was NOT about to let some five year old talk to me like that.

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I'm dating a bully. :(

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*hi-five*

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Actually the chick showed up and pretty much ignored me, with the exception of greeting me with an eye roll. It was nice. No snide comments, and I was able to laugh to myself at her shitty grammar and complete flakiness.

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Originally posted by bang.bang on September 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT hi-five

Borat style?

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Which ever way you find to be the most complimentary.

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