I'm going to live FOREVER.

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http://www.cracked.com/article_1859...ood-you_p2.html
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I didn't read all of it, but I did sleep like a baby last night. So thats good.

and When it comes to dust mites, they make these great sheets that go under your regular sheets that repel/kill dust mites. I know this for sure because my cousin is super allergic so he has special sheets and pillow cases. They work like a charm.
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Oh and, Im probably gonna die kinda young. But hey, I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time. :D
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Expiration date already, huh?
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Nah, no expiration date. It's yet to be determined. I live my life, eat pretty decent, am pretty active, try and get good sleep, and gave up hard liquor. But I could get hit by a car or slip and break my neck any day, so you never know
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This is true.
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True story, slipped in the tub last night, we have a porcelain old school claw foot one (old house) and I was actually on my knees because I felt kinda pukey and the toilets right near by, well, I slipped and SMASHED my face on the edge of the tub. big bruise on my nose and eye brow (or bone- whatever you know the area I mean) and a nice lil lump to boot. I coulda died right then and there. good thing I didn't, or else I would have missed out on my moms amazing potato salad she brought to a cookout today. :P
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You're quite morbid, dear.
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Holy shit! Did you feel woozy after that or pass out?
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Pibs, No, but I did instantly start crying and had to sit through the rest of my shower.


and Clemp. Lately, Yes, yes I am.
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That's good, I guess. Head injuries are no joke. It probably won't surprise anyone that I was bounced off a trampoline head first onto some concrete once.

You don't want to end up like me, kids.
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Oh, and this thread reminds me of the Fame song.
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yikes girl! I fell of a trampoline once too, but only whacked my tail bone and got knocked out for about 30 seconds. I turned out fine though, I think..... :)
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Originally posted by pibble on September 5, 2010 8:23 PM PDT

Oh, and this thread reminds me of the Fame song.



Way to shit all over my thread.
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ok. that was funny. lol
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I ran face first into the top of a door frame once. I think I was knocked out for a few seconds. I remember hitting, but not falling. One second I'm smashing my forehead into the top of the doorway, then the next, I'm sitting on the floor, laughing, with blood running down my face.
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pretty much what it's saying is don't get fat.
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Originally posted by Clemptor on September 5, 2010 8:27 PM PDT

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Originally posted by pibble on September 5, 2010 8:23 PM PDT

Oh, and this thread reminds me of the Fame song.



Way to shit all over my thread.


It was the title that put that fucking earworm in my head.
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