Couldnt sleep at my house.

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My roommate wasnt home and I just didnt feel safe. So I walked down the block to my drummer's house and crashed there. I walked down the street at 2am with a glass of whiskey in one hand and a bat in the other. The lesbians chilling on their porch didnt know what to think.

Last week someone broke into my buddies place. Raped his roommate while he was upstairs until the dog broke it up and she got free. The guy took off. Then came back 2 days later to steal more shit.
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WTF! Please tell me they caught him the second time? Didn't your place just get broken into as well? The Universe is telling you something...get a f'in alarm and a 12 gauge shotgun.
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They didnt catch him.
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Originally posted by eric on September 7, 2010 8:06 AM PDT

My roommate wasnt home and I just didnt feel safe. So I walked down the block to my drummer's house and crashed there. I walked down the street at 2am with a glass of whiskey in one hand and a bat in the other. The lesbians chilling on their porch didnt know what to think.

Last week someone broke into my buddies place. Raped his roommate while he was upstairs until the dog broke it up and she got free. The guy took off. Then came back 2 days later to steal more shit.


What the fuck!
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I don't know if it'd work for you/your neighborhood but after my neighbor got out of jail and started stealing everybody's shit, we called the non emergency number and asked them to patrol several times.

I'm sorry eric, i know what that feels like and it's terrible.
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You need robots.

Studies have shown that robots are highly effective.
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I think you live in the worst neighborhood in the world, Eric.
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That sucks. I suppose you're not around enough to be able to take in a dog yourself.
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He should get some piranha. He can flood the house and release them from their tank whenever he leaves.
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Originally posted by LivingDeadPunk on September 7, 2010 11:03 AM PDT

He should get some piranha. He can flood the house and release them from their tank whenever he leaves.


I like this idea.
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Originally posted by dancenurbones on September 7, 2010 11:19 AM PDT

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Originally posted by LivingDeadPunk on September 7, 2010 11:03 AM PDT

He should get some piranha. He can flood the house and release them from their tank whenever he leaves.


I like this idea.


I'll let you use it for the low, low price of three monthly payments of $9.95 a week for twelve months or three years, whichever lasts longer.
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Do piranha bark? Because I'd be trying to keep the bastards from getting in to my place, rather than just harming them once they got in.

Maybe he needs a "caution, piranhas with laser beams inside" sign.
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You can't warn them. IF they knew about the piranha, they'd just throw a dead cow through your window, then rob you while the fish were distracted by the cow.
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OMG, you're right.
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Bangin' in Little Rock.
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Eric, I know you're not to keen on this, but maybe some home protection would be a good idea.
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Originally posted by Osyris_Glitch on September 7, 2010 2:29 PM PDT

Eric, I know you're not too keen on this, but maybe some home protection would be a good idea.


Fuck! Fuck!
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I'm not anti gun but you have to be home for them to work, and even then you have to be willing to stand up and use the weapon. I don't know if I could do that, personally. It doesn't keep anyone from breaking in, it just offers some peace of mind.

I like the idea of having a dog. It will bark and a lot of intruders don't want to deal with that. It will scare them off before they make it in.

Just my thoughts.
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Little Rock sounds like a crime-ridden shithole.
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Originally posted by sconsinite on September 7, 2010 2:54 PM PDT

Little Rock sounds like a crime-ridden shithole.
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Originally posted by pibble on September 7, 2010 2:53 PM PDT

I'm not anti gun but you have to be home for them to work, and even then you have to be willing to stand up and use the weapon. I don't know if I could do that, personally. It doesn't keep anyone from breaking in, it just offers some peace of mind.

I like the idea of having a dog. It will bark and a lot of intruders don't want to deal with that. It will scare them off before they make it in.

Just my thoughts.


http://ifhyou.com/messages/41862/15...ge=1#post832921
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Originally posted by Osyris_Glitch on September 7, 2010 2:55 PM PDT

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Originally posted by pibble on September 7, 2010 2:53 PM PDT

I'm not anti gun but you have to be home for them to work, and even then you have to be willing to stand up and use the weapon. I don't know if I could do that, personally. It doesn't keep anyone from breaking in, it just offers some peace of mind.

I like the idea of having a dog. It will bark and a lot of intruders don't want to deal with that. It will scare them off before they make it in.

Just my thoughts.


http://ifhyou.com/messages/41862/15...ge=1#post832921


cft
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Don't they need to get inside to even see the thing? That's too close for me!
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Originally posted by pibble on September 7, 2010 2:57 PM PDT

Don't they need to get inside to even see the thing? That's too close for me!


you don't see shit. you rack that mother fucker like you mean business. that can be heard through a door.
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In Texas you don't even have to wait for them to get in the house. You can legally shoot them when they set foot on your property.
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