MACHETE!

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this is one case where it "should have been a post"

http://ifhy.me/blog/letty/e57712c1-...2e7dfcb3ea.html

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my jackass stepfather gets assed on booze on weed and attempts to kill some people down the street with a fucking machete.
owen
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What the fuck?

People giving weed a bad name.
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Wow. That's absolutely fucking terrible.
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terrible maybe, but don't let the irony ruin the humor in it.
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I dunno. I guess the irony and the humor are lost on me.
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Oh, look. Owen's having a parade. Think I'll rain on it.
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he's a fucking mexican.... WITH.... wait for it..... it's coming...... A MOTHER FUCKING MACHETE
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Oh, that part. Yeah I chuckled a bit.
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is that you?
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It's my cousin.
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Like the big Mexican dude from the popular Showtime series, Dexter?
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That's racist. He's Puerto Rican.
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Originally posted by Osyris_Glitch on September 7, 2010 3:15 PM PDT

It's my cousin.


I was wondering why the fuck someone would make a meme-thing with a navy chief.
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Pat. That's not really my cousin.
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Well now I'm confused again, then.
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Just take it at face value.

But, to make it more confusing, I do have a cousin who was in the Navy. Refueller (sp?) on the U.S.S. Harry S. Truman. Bruce Willis ruined his 21st birthday.

That picture is not him, though.
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They fucked with the wrong mexican!
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If Machete is even half as entertaining as Joe Bob's review of it, I'm going to love the hell out of it.

http://joebobbriggs.com/index.php?/...chete-2010.html
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I want to see Thanksgiving!
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Patience, young padawan.
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Humpf!
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Quote:
While out promoting his latest film The Last Exorcism, Cinemablend talked to Roth about the progress he’s made with Thanksgiving.

"I’ve been working on the script with my co-writer, Jeff Rendell, who plays the pilgrim in the trailer. And it’s me imitating Jeff’s voice [for the narration]. But Jeff has been working. I said that his deal is he has to work on the script while I’m promoting The Last Exorcism, and as soon as I’m done in mid-September he’s going to fly to California, we’re going to sit down, and bang out the script."


Soon.
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YES!
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we do keep machetes around for no fucking reason...


...except shit like this.
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